I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire. Patrick: What girl? Kat: The girl who's turned on by the spat boy crap. Kat: I just have one thing to say to you.
' Charlie: (after leaving a carnation on Kat's desk) I showed you my flower. Bianca: I don't wanna think about my dad's package. Delivery Lady: Okay, but first, here's your dad's package. Mandella: So you're not hoping to get a carnation? Not even a little tiny bit? Kat: From who? Every guy here has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.īianca: Mail me to another family. Kat: Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money. Kat: It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes. Kat: High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange. The last thing this school needs is more fat people Thanks a lot, Juno!Ĭhastity: Okay, but no bake sale. It took longer than expected.īianca: I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Where were you? Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. The next step is making you a brunette again. The first step is admitting you have a problem. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.īianca: Kat, I need your help. I Want You to Want Me Michael: Cameron, how's it going? Cameron: Not so good. Bianca: You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Kat: We are going to high school, not the Academy Awards. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a piñata)Ĭhastity: (about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.īianca: Great speech. Chastity: Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.Ĭameron: (to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. (Kat confronting Chastity in the locker room) Kat: I'm here to talk about my sister. I loved being captain of the football team. Walter: What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. Kat: Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right? Walter: Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Kat: That's probably from flipping your hair too much. That's why I find you interesting.Ĭhastity: My neck is sore. Kat: Why are people scared of you? Patrick: Why are people scared of you? Kat:People are not scared of me. Bianca: Speak English, you show-off! Kat: Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea! That's why I find you interesting īianca: You've ruined my chances of being popular! Kat: I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. Do you wanna deal me drugs? or steal my car? or harvest my organs? - Why are people scared of you? Patrick: Why are people scared of you? Kat: People are not scared of me. Kat: What do you want? Patrick: What you mean? Kat: I mean. Season 1 Pilot Bianca: How do I look? Kat: Shallow. 1.6 You Can't Always Get What You Want.1.4 Don't Give a Damn About My Bad Reputation.Kat Stratford/Patrick Verona- backgroundīianca thinks she knows what she wants, but discovers that maybe there's more to life than just being popular.Pixiestick_cc Fandoms: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Language: English Words: 7,813 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Comments: 7 Kudos: 101 Bookmarks: 18 Hits: 1,283 Kat returns to Padua High for her twenty year high school reunion with one goal in mind - getting her estranged husband Patrick to sign the divorce papers he keeps on sending back.
I'm Wide Awake (And I Can See The Perfect Sky)īrokenhighways Fandoms: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
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